Your Hands Are Cold. (and 9 Other Things I Will Never Understand)

1. Why Tinker Bell and all her little friends need fairy dust to fly when they have wings.

2. Why babies cry when you sit down holding them but stop once you stand up. As if it makes any difference in their comfort.

3. Why some people (although wonderful in ALL other ways ;) throw their dirty clothes on the floor right next to the hamper.

4. Why some young people dye their hair gray.

5. Duck lips. 'Nuff said.

6. Crimpers. Just, no.

7. Spicy beer.

8. Why The Beatles sing "Money (That's What I Want)" on one album and "Can't Buy Me Love" on another.

9. How four people necessitate two loads of laundry every day.

10. After Mr. Darcy pours his heart out to Elizabeth in the final proposal scene of Pride and Prejudice in such a beautiful, wonderful way ("You have bewitched me, body and soul and I love, I love...I love you...") and she replies with...

"Well then... Your hands are cold."

Whaaaaaaaa??????